So, I met this really great guy.

And his name was Terence. And we met in high school. And he is just so cool. And he dated my friend, Patti. And he's dating her now. Okay, so how's this for the cutest couple ever?Um, this one might be cuter... yeah.Ouch! So hot they're on FIRE! Okay, that was terrible. But, you knew it was coming.Yea! BFFs for like EVER!

It went something like this, "Like, omg, Patti, we are like so old!"

And then Patti's like, "Like, no way, we're totally hot. For sure. I mean, like, I would totally date you if I were a guy."

And then I'd be like, "No WAY! I would totally date you if I were a guy!"

And then we'd drink ourselves silly into the night talking about guys.

And, I think we might have had that conversation in high school. Thanks for a great night, Patti (and Terence!) I totally love you!

And, I'll always be there for you, left by your side.